Hot Roommate Blues

Stryker:
I’ve partied a little too hard a little too often.
Now I’m locked behind these cold iron gates.
A cool roommate would make things easier.
Only they’ve stuck me with this scholarship kid.
This so-called good influence.
Guess the dean didn’t notice the roomie’s hot body.
It’s going to be so much fun putting this goody-two-shoes in his place…

Kingsley:
Being a hacker was cool.
Being on the FBI’s Twenty Most Wanted Under Twenty… not so cool.
So I’ve changed my name to hide out behind the ivy walls of this college for the rich and the spoiled.
Funny thing.
My cocky roommate thinks he’s such an outlaw.
Dude even thinks he can bully me.
Another funny thing.
He’s hot enough to make me want to play along.