Claimed by the Mountain Man

Here’s a pro tip: when you help code a dating app called Mountain Mates, maybe don’t test it out yourself. But after catching my ex in a very non-traditional yoga pose with his instructor, I needed an escape. The app matched me with Logan Miller—all broody intensity and lumberjack appeal, living so far up the mountain my GPS actually whimpered. Perfect, right? Until I arrived hauling my life’s possessions up his dirt road, and discovered Mr. Mountain Man didn’t even know I existed.